Limericks

The Bakers Wife

There once was a woman from Jamaica

who fell in love with a bread-maker.

She needed the dough

And married him, so

Now she's the wife of a baker.

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My Bird

I once owned a very smart bird

Who at first would not say a word

Before I went out

I heard my parrot shout,

"Pets should be seen and not heard!"

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Both poems originally written 3/4/06